Stepping into the political spotlight this week at the Republican National Convention was the less-famous of our Dear Leader’s children, Tiffany Trump.
While the RNC and the entire Trump campaign have been a clown show since day one, Tiffany recently jumped in, as she just graduated from the University of Pennsylvania. The fresh graduate took the time in her speech Tuesday to tell the world about the warm and fuzzy father we all know she has.
Now before we get into her fabulous speech, let’s take a look at the Trump children as New York announced their delegate count.
Aren’t they wonderful? America’s next first children.
Actually, from that angle, Tiffany Trump seems to bear a slight resemblance to the national treasure that is Lindsay Lohan.
So what better way to digest her speech than with Queen Lindsay herself? Let us begin:
“When I graduated college a couple of months ago, I never expected to be here tonight addressing the nation.”
“[Donald Trump] possesses a unique skill in bringing that trait out in others. He’s always helped me be the best version of myself by encouragement and example.”
“. . . my dad takes such pride in all that I’ve done so far, no matter how big or how small. I still keep all of my report cards, some dating back to kindergarten, because I like to look back and see the sweet notes he wrote on each and every one of them.”
“Donald Trump has never done anything halfway, least of all as a parent.”
“My dad is a natural-born encourager, the last person who will ever tell you to lower your sights up or give up your dreams. “
“I always looked forward to introducing him to my friends, especially the ones with preconceived notions, because they meet a man with natural charm and no facade.”
“I have admired my father all my life and I love him with all my heart. God bless you and thank you.”
We are so proud of your speech, Tiff!